Iâm on the Brown Line, headed downtown to pay off a fine. This pair of guys is running a three-card monte game from the pregnant lady seats. The dealer shuffles the cards lickety-split and snaps them down onto a plywood slab that sits balanced on his knees. The other guy, dressed up in a thrifted suitâtube socks, scuffed black loafers, the whole bitâheâs winning every time. They make a show out of handing back and forth their crumpled five-dollar bills, like theyâre men who always settle their debts. The second guy, the big winner, heâs hollering this cornpone shit too. âWell, Iâll be,â and, âHow about that?â and âAinât I a lucky sonofagun?â
âLucky nothing,â says Dealer, âYouâre good, is what you are.â
But nobody gives a shit. Thereâs a guy in a bright blazer sitting beside Dealer and Cornpone, and Blazer stares out the window, hypnotized by the city zipping past. Two old ladies across the aisle are jabbering away in Polish and, every now and then they giggle, and their giggling is clipped and low, like they laugh in a different language too. And a kid with a skateboard slouches against the divider by the doors. If the huckstersâor anybody else in the entire worldâeven register with him, well. It ainât easy to say.
The train rumbles through valleys of cockeyed, slate-shingled rooftops and the people get on and off at Southport and Belmont and the monte game goes round and round, only ever the two of them, like if they stopped and hollered, âWeâre full of shit,â the city would spin off some invisible axis and ping around the universe with inhuman inertia. Inertia. Is that the right word? In. Er. Sha? Well, I guess what I mean is âcompletely lethal speed.â Theyâre saving us, really, every second of the ride. So, hereâs to you, you fucking shysters. Howâs it feel to be Sons of God?